LASIK: Thinks and Feels Edition

So I was going to write about my whole LASIK experience in detail, including the nauseating fact that my doctor used what he called a “cornea spatula” on my eyes, but anyone could read about the gross details on some LASIK site. This blog is about THINKS AND FEELS. But I will say this: the […]

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No Spend January

I tend to go a little…overboard during the holidays when it comes to spending. In fact, I opted to pay half of my credit card bill in the middle of the month so that I wouldn’t have a coronary when the whole bill was due at the end of the month (I’m one of those […]

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Dear Attention Whores

Dear Attention Whores, Stop it. You’re embarrassing yourselves and making me feel uncomfortable. Pointing out that you have boobs is not going to make people like you. Sure, someone who appreciates your boobs may take you home for the night, but that’s about all you’re going to get out of it. Maybe you think that’s […]

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Embracing My Inner Alpha

It’s no secret that I can be a hardass bitch (in fact, it’s recently been established that I really am a bitch). I talk too loud when it isn’t always appropriate. I curse like a sailor. I’m a sassy motherfucker. I tell dead baby jokes when there’s a priest behind me (to be fair, I […]

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On Having a Huge Heart

I’ve been word vomiting a lot about myself this year, but I think this post may be the hardest one I’ll ever write. Yes. Even harder than the one I wrote about my sex life (or lack thereof). I have a huge heart. If you are close to me, you know this. However, it is both […]

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Of Dating and Cookies

I don’t have a lot of dating experience. I got married when I was 22 and didn’t really play the field before then. So when my ex-husband and I separated in October, I felt like if I didn’t immediately start dating, I would miss the boat on this amazing new chapter of my life. Or […]

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Of Being Alone and Loneliness: One is Not The Other

My grandma came to visit me on Saturday for the first time since I got divorced. I’d visited my family in Pennsylvania a few times, but it was her first time seeing my new place (she was quite skeptical about me moving). My grandma worries about me a lot. She doesn’t like where I work […]

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Have Some Truth With Your Rumors: Where We Clear Up Some Things in the Spirit of National Honesty Day

So, it appears to be National Honesty Day.  If there’s one thing we like, it’s telling the truth and being open and honest about things. So, in the spirit of National Honesty Day, we decided to clear up some rumors that have been flying around about us. And as always, if you have any questions, […]

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In Which I am Vulnerable and Irrational

I’ve been feeling really vulnerable lately. I hate feeling vulnerable. I view it as a weakness, mostly because I have it in my head that I have to be strong all the time, which I know is stupid and impossible. But being in two hit and run accidents in a month tends to bring out […]

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What a Difference a Year Makes

Our theme this month is strong women, but I guess I’m going to kind of deviate from that. Deal with it. We state in the About Us that this blog is for whatever we feel like writing about. And right now I feel like writing about finding my happy. It’s no secret that I’ve been […]

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