So I was an asshole and didn’t blog yesterday. Instead, I fell asleep while watching one of the Harry Potter movies in our hotel room. I woke up when @winelibrarian said something about someone dying. I couldn’t even tell you which movie it was. I just know that Ron Weasel-face showed up in the middle and […]
We had intended to blog before we set out this morning. But, as they say, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and stilettos. Or something like that. We started out our morning eating the most delicious pancakes ever with @winelibrarian’s grandma and I learned that @winelibrarian once put puppies through Puppy School. […]
Have Some Truth With Your Rumors: Where We Clear Up Some Things in the Spirit of National Honesty Day
So, it appears to be National Honesty Day. If there’s one thing we like, it’s telling the truth and being open and honest about things. So, in the spirit of National Honesty Day, we decided to clear up some rumors that have been flying around about us. And as always, if you have any questions, […]
We’re totally kidding. This is not about our lesbian sex, but we made you click and read, didn’t we? Though we think a lot of followers have maybe heard the story of how Bitchy and Winey met, we still get questions so we thought we’d set up this week’s theme and our following independently written […]
We don’t buy into that new year, new you bullshit. But sometimes, it’s nice to have a new beginning, isn’t it? It just so happens that we’re turning a new page (librarian pun totally not intended) at the beginning of a new year. A happy coincidence, if you will. And trust me, we are all about the […]
More. Coming. Soon. First post? #tendaypurge Get rid of the toxicity in your lives, people.