Hot Lesbian Homance Sex

We’re totally kidding. This is not about our lesbian sex, but we  made you click and read, didn’t we? Though we think a lot of followers have maybe heard the story of how Bitchy and Winey met, we still get questions so we thought we’d set up this week’s theme and our following independently written questionnaires.

Winey has *another* Twitter account. It’s professional, boring, and totally lame. But, on that account when she really starting tweeting maybe a couple of years ago now, she stumbled across *THE* @bitchylibrarian. At the time, her professional account was just her name so she was looking for something a little more her (bitchier) and discovered that Bitchy had the Twitter name she really wanted. So, she started tweeting to her. And she think the first thing she said to Bitchy was, “OMG, YOU HAVE THE BEST TWITTER NAME EVER. I SORT OF HATE YOU.” Or something like that. To be honest, she still remember being super excited when Bitchy followed her back. :) I mean, even back then she was an internet celebrity and *Winey* was just a librarian trying to learn how to do the Twitter. So, over the first year we tweeted to each other, we slowly began to trust each other more and Winey still remember the first time we talked on the phone, fall 2010, when Bitchy had a personal crisis. Since then, we’ve grown closer than we think either of us has been with a female friend and we love each other dearly.

Also, we’re still totally doing that peer-reviewed research project about how people take the stapler if you hand it to them backwards.

So, the idea this week is that we gave different pairs of known Twitter friends questions to answer about each other and, without further ado, Bitchy and Winey go first.

Winey’s Answers About Bitchy

1. What is your favorite thing about him or her?

My favoritest thing about Bitchy is that she’s a fantastic person and she makes me smile. Always. And she has never judged me and I’ve told her crazy shit. She is an amazing listener. She keeps me sane (which is no easy task). I also love her ass, which I’ve repeatedly said. It’s super perfect. In fact, I am totally jealous of it.

She is the sweetest person in the universe and so naive about things, but not in a bad way; in like a ray of sunshine kind of way.

I also love how she always says, “I feel” at the beginning of sentences.

2. What is your favorite memory or him or her?

This is hard because I think all of our memories together are good ones. We don’t see each other that often so I think I treasure the time that we do. I think my most favorite is from our beach weekend last October. That weekend Bitchy saw the ocean for the first time and it was her foray into good tequila and also we took a bubble bath and it was too hot and there were too many bubbles. It was ridiculous. The best moment was when we took our together boob picture and it’s where the phrase “Is it the sexy?” comes from. Go ahead, use your imaginations.

3. What is one thing you will never let him or her do again?

Settle. I will never let her settle again. Oh god, also I hope she says the same thing about me.

4. Three words that best describe him or her.

Adorable. Intelligent. Amazing.

5. His or her friendship means:

The world to me. What most people don’t know is that there’s actually a lot of years between us in age, but Bitchy is actually “old” for her age and, let’s face it, I’m probably “immature” for mine :) Honestly, I don’t usually get along with women well because they’re always so two-faced, but Bitchy has never been that to me. She always listens to me ramble about stupid things, insecurities, or important things. And I know that we’ll be friends forever. She is the only person in this whole word who knows ALL the things about the MFWL. ALL of them :)

Bitchy’s Answers About Winey

1. What is your favorite thing about her?

No matter what is going on in our lives, Winey can always make me laugh, whether it is recalling an inside joke or just her being silly because she knows I need the amusement; she knows what to do to cheer me up (normally it includes the caps lock). Also, she has the best nipples ever. No lie.

She’s so smart and driven in every aspect of her life. I always go to her when I need advice about something, but not in annoying, “OMFG I NEED ALL THE THINGS” kind of way. Or at least I hope not. Winey is the best listener ever and she never judges, no matter what you may happen to blurt out (mashed potatoes, anyone?).
2. What is your favorite memory of her?

This was a really hard question for me to answer because I have so many good memories with Winey.

I remember the first time I saw her. She was standing in an airport baggage claim area (I was late, but it was totally not my fault), and I ran into her arms. I was kind of sick (not contagious, however) and a little sweaty (OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS NERVES), and I got deodorant on her shirt. I don’t even know if she noticed.

Then there was the time we met in Austin for The National concert. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone more excited to see a band. You could see it shining in her eyes. Or maybe that was just the pot smoke swirling around us…

But the best memory of all? It involves a bottle of tequila, a bed, our boobs, and creation of the phrase, “Is it the sexy?” I don’t think you all realize how much effort goes into the pictures we post. And when we’re both drunk, that effort increases tenfold. So we were trying to get this picture of our tits to look JUST RIGHT and every picture we took looked like shit. We had a terrible case of the giggles. After we took this one shot, I blurted out, “IS IT THE SEXY?” I can’t remember if that one was the sexy or not, but we did eventually get one that was the sexy. Snort.
3. What is one thing you will never let her do again?

TW. And that’s all I’m saying about that.

I’ll never let her settle again either. Because fuck that shit.
4. Three words that best describe her.

Driven. Sexy. Awesome.
5. Her friendship means:

Everything to me. Winey inspires me to be a better person and I’m so thankful to call her my friend. We’ve done a lot together, both online and offline, and those experiences are ones I will always cherish. That was so sappy. BUT TRUE. We are completely silly together, but in a good way. It’s part of what makes us such awesome friends. But we’re also able to be complete serious and support each other through the shitty times in our lives. That’s what makes us REALLY awesome friends. Anyone can have friends they can be silly with, but the ones who stick by you when you’re freaking out over the same thing for the millionth time? Those are the ones that really matter. Winey is one of those kinds of friends.

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19 Responses to “Hot Lesbian Homance Sex”

  1. vodkaandlemons says:

    awww! That is an awesome post for V-day! I can’t believe you guys actually met on Twitter! That is crazy, you two are so lucky to have found each other!

  2. Lou Lange (docqualizer) says:

    That is a wonderful post, ladies. It shows the deep friendship you two have developed and it is continuing to morph and grow. Looking forward to more adventures!

  3. mspad says:

    You just seem like two very close friends. That’s really hard to find in this world. Congrats!

    • Bitchy Librarian says:

      We totally are! We are very lucky to have found each other on Twitter. It’s funny how it works out. Thanks! :)

  4. Hardin Reddy says:

    Thanks for filling in the blanks for us latecomers. Relationships like yours make the endless, dreary days of work bearable. And the rare times you’re able to be together far better than that.

    • Wine Librarian says:

      Awww. Thanks for being so genuinely nice to us. :)

    • Bitchy Librarian says:

      Haha, you’re welcome! :) And we’re always glad to entertain. I feel like we’re much more fun when we’re together and doing something insane.

  5. TheMindofScott says:

    Just when I thought you two couldn’t get more awesome, I read this. Thank you both for sharing and letting us have a glimpse into your together world like this.

  6. John says:

    Um – I do believe that a quick email to me would provide definitive evidence if said picture truly is “the sexy.”

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE that you two picked the same memory of each other as your favorite. And that neither of you will let the other settle. You’re both far too awesome to not have everything you want in life – so I’m incredibly glad that you have each other to look out for one another (that last sentence seems horribly grammatically awkward, but I don’t see anything wrong)

    • Bitchy Librarian says:

      Hahahaha. Oh, we know that it’s the sexy. ;)

      Yes, we will definitely look out for each other because settling is bullshit and we’re not doing that ever again. Life is too short for that. :)

      And I kind of figured we’d each have the same favorite memory because nothing gives us more giggle snorts than the creation of “IS IT THE SEXY?”

  7. Stephen says:

    Great post guys. You’re a chick flick waiting to happen! I say Amy Adams as Winey (older, but younger at heart) and Anna Kendrick (younger, but an older soul) as Bitchy.

    Keep up the good work!

    • Bitchy Librarian says:

      I had to look up who Anna Kendrick is, but I like your choice of her for me! We’d make a good chick flick, I think. It would be one of those female-empowering ones. I didn’t see Bridesmaids, but I heard it wasn’t that awesome. A movie about us would be way better and more like The Hangover.

      Thanks for reading! :)

  8. Wine Librarian says:

    OMFG, I love you. YES AMY ADAMS.