Embracing My Inner Alpha

It’s no secret that I can be a hardass bitch (in fact, it’s recently been established that I really am a bitch). I talk too loud when it isn’t always appropriate. I curse like a sailor. I’m a sassy motherfucker. I tell dead baby jokes when there’s a priest behind me (to be fair, I […]

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An American in Ireland

So, I spent a week in Ireland recently and because I’m American and feel like my opinions of anything matter, I’m drafting this letter to the President of Ireland. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ Dear President Higgins, Since it’s obvious that there is a special relationship between the United States and Ireland, I just knew you’d want some honest […]

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Spring Cleaning: It’s Time to Purge Again

Spring Cleaning, you say? Oh dear, Perfect Panda is on the loose. Well, it’s Friday. That means you get more deep thoughts from my beautiful head, dear readers. Today, we’re talking about spring cleaning. It’s actually way past when I really wanted to start mine, but life got in the way this year. So, for […]

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Happiness is…

This week has been physically and emotionally rough for me. Obviously, there was the secret mission which is still secret. Then I also gave a presentation at a library conference and during all of that travel, I got sick. I rarely get sick, so it makes me feel super sad, mad, and just helpless. BUT, […]

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Why the Song “Love the One You’re With” is Totally Wrong

In case you have your head up your ass and you missed all the #FreeBitchy tweets yesterday, my divorce was finalized yesterday morning. And in case you missed all the between the lines tweets over the last six months, I ended my marriage in October. I was a bit more vague about that, so I […]

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What a Difference a Year Makes

Our theme this month is strong women, but I guess I’m going to kind of deviate from that. Deal with it. We state in the About Us that this blog is for whatever we feel like writing about. And right now I feel like writing about finding my happy. It’s no secret that I’ve been […]

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Friendship February

I’m writing this super secret blog post this afternoon before I run off to lunch and do all the things because I wanted to quickly explain our February theme that runs next week and also super secretly take a minute to express my love, gratitude, and total absolute pride for @bitchylibrarian. (She is also going […]

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You Are What You Wear

I find it fascinating how one’s fashion sense evolves over time. Perhaps that doesn’t happen to everyone, but in my case, what I wear has changed a lot in the past 10 years. I’ve gone from a girl who wore mostly hoodies, baggy wide-legged jeans, and Chuck Taylors everyday to my college classes to a […]

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Believing in the Good

I know that I might sometimes come across as a little callous and cold on the Twitter. (Give me a break. It’s a 140 characters at a time.) But, I am generally a very warm and happy person. I’ve blogged about how I am trying to be outwardly happier and find the silver lining more […]

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Now, Let’s Talk About My Lists

I AM SUCH A PERFECT PANDA THAT I HAD TO STOP MAKING A NEW LIST TO TAKE SOME TIME TO WRITE THIS POST. In keeping with the spirit of revealing more of our true selves for you, our loyal readers, fans, friends and stalkers, I’m going to talk about my serious control and Type A […]

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